Sunday, July 16, 2006

Whoooooops.

Dear Carol:

You are a dumbass. Did you really think Schnucks on Union would allow you to just waltz out of the store without paying for your groceries? Perhaps you should make sure you have your wallet next time, moron. Maybe you should spend less time in the sun. Clearly, you can't handle it.

Sincerely,Your intelligence

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

At least you could blame it on not having your wallet. Have you ever had to take things off your bill because you don't have enough money? That is HORIFYINGLY embarassing. Bad flashbacks.