Thursday, July 27, 2006

No news is good news.

My roommate Jessie said, "We're watching the news until they say something positive."

Tonight's highlights:
-a man confessed to committing 48 murders over the past 30 years.
-a murderer from Indiana is believed to be living in Memphis.
-a fake cop is pulling people over and telling them that he will let them go if they pay money on the spot (this is illegal... just ask the 60 year old man on a scooter who was pulled over)
-there is a parking scam at the redbirds parking lot.

Survey says, 9 minutes!

The happy news was that part of interstate 55 has a new name to honor Martin Luther King Jr.'s wife, Corretta Scott King, to go along with the part already named for him.

Clearly, 1 out of 5 stories is positive. Wow. What is the world coming to?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'd say confessing to crimes is pretty positive. Don't get me wrong, killing people is B-A-D, but at least he admitted it.

All my news comes from Comedy Central. . .