Quotable

"I refuse to be a rebound. I am not a basketball statistic." - Yours Truly

I am a real (bad) American.

It's true. I am a bad American.

I care about the future of this great country, yet I have failed to do my civic duty. In this gigantic election year with serious repurcussions for the make-up of our governing body, something I care deeply about, I have seriously failed not only myself, but my fellow Americans.

For months, I promised myself I would get my act together (and the necessary paperwork) and hike my ass down to the DMV to get a TN license, license plate, and become a citizen of the strange and bizarre southern, Bible Belt state I presently call home. Yet here I sit, months later, with only a PA license to speak of. Thus, I am still not a TN resident and cannot vote in this state.

Furthermore, while pretending to get my act together and become a TN resident, I ignored my home state, the great PA, because I was convinced I wouldn't need to still be a resident of PA. So, while shitting the pot on my new state citizenship, I failed to get registered to vote in TN and I failed to get my absentee ballot for PA. Not only can I not contribute to the TN vote, which is HUGELY important, I can't vote at all.

I

Hate

Myself.


I am a real (bad) American.


I hope the rest of you wonderful people did your part and are getting your butts to the booths to partake in the big vote tomorrow. I hope you have done, and are proud of, your civic duty.

Robert Putnam would be proud.