Actual conversation:
Coleman: It's a good thing I have off tomorrow.
Carol: Why?
Coleman: The girl I recommended for our open position failed her drug test.
Carol: Nice.
Coleman: I'm not sure how my boss will react.
Carol: Pot?
Coleman: Yeah. I wish. That would be easy to write off. It was cocaine.
Carol laughs hysterically.
Coleman: It's not funny.
Carol: You're right. It's not. (pause) No wait, it is.
Coleman: You're right. It is funny. (laughs)
How would you like to have to call your mom and say,
"Well, mom, I didn't get that 50,000$ clutch job offer."
"Well, why not, honey?"
"Oh, you know. Failed my drug test. Had too much fun with Pablo Escobar a little while back."
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Does Coleman want to get me a J-O-B? I'll probably pass the test, although Saturday is still a little shady. . .
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